King James goes Bald!
So LeBron James finally gives in! The King has shaved his head putting an end to the hilarious internet memes about his receding hair line. King James used to be all about the crown but will the headband remain after this new look? In South Florida we love and respect the King but you have to admit this is hilarious:
For years LeBron has been the target of online hecklerswho thrive on ridicule. Lebron James’ second most popular decision may be devastating to the critics who enjoyed a long run of jokes and memes about the King’s hairline. The truth is that this is not at all uncommon in the NBA. Some of the most famous players in the history of the sport have been down that same road; Michael Jordan, Shaquille O’Neal, Charles Barkley, KarlMalone and too many others to mention. The only thing that set LeBron aside from the other guys in respect to hairline management is the King’s Crown A.K.A Headband. It is not clear if wearing a headband was LeBron’s attempt to hide his curse but what is sure is that the headband only attracted more attention as it was strategically placed over his cleanly tapered forehead. The truth is that the fun is not over. People will find many other ways to poke fun at King James and he will keep shutting them up with his legacy. I am sure this Halloween we are going to see an influx of bald headed LeBron James Costumes. If this sounds like a plan to you here is an essential item for a bald LeBron starter kit:
We only have one question for LeBron: How are you going to wear the headband?
R.I.P. to LeBron James hairline memes.